Graduation speaker to serve vital role in easing transition: March 25, 2005

link to article - The Flat Hat, Williamsburg, VA

"Who, then, will minister to the great unwashed masses? Clearly the College should already be looking for someone newsworthy and well-respected. I think we should also try to find someone congenial and full of handy pointers for evading post-grad starvation and homelessness. Ideally, we should also find someone who doesn’t use the public forum to expound on his own neuroses. I guess that rules me out."